Ram and Shyam are coal business partners. They make a deal that whichever one dies first will contact the living one from the afterlife.

So Shyam dies. Ram doesn't hear from him for about a year, figures there is no afterlife. Then one day he gets a call. It's Shyam. "So there is an afterlife! What's it like?" Ram asks.

'Well, I sleep very late. I get up, have a big breakfast. Then I have sex, lots of sex. Then I go back sleep, but I get up for lunch, have a big lunch. Have some more sex. Take a nap. Huge dinner. More sex. Go to sleep, and wake up the next day."

"Oh, my god," says Ram "So that's what heaven is like?" "

Oh no," says Shyam. "I'm not in heaven. I'm a bear in Hazaribagh Park."